Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Quotes

           Lately, I've decided to carry around a quote book and write down all of the funny things I hear. I realized I just HAD to start one, because I find myself laughing 'till it hurts at least once a day. It hasn't been long, so I don't have many, but every time I get some good ones, I'm gonna paste them on my blog. But yes, I realize that a lot of them were only funny in the moment. So, here's a few! I wont put down any names because 1. You wont know them 2. Privacy issues...or something...

  1. "Can you imagine how dysfunctional society would be if everyone was like me!?!"
  2. "See? I contribute to society by hating the people that I hate!"
  3. "Be smart! And if you're not smart be safe! And if your not safe. . . name it after me!"
  4. "According to Darwinism, if I only hunt fast animals, eventually, I will grow rockets for feet."
  5. "So what if I have level 10 charisma?"
  6. "Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die."
  7. "Hey, If we were crazy, we'd be holding knives."
  8. "I wish that every time I answered a question, you'd hear the sound of the death-star exploding."
  9. "I found the best Belgian Artist EVER! He tattoos Disney Princess's to the back of pigs!"
  10. -"We're eating dinner at the bishop's house tonight. . ."        -"What did you DO!?!"

Monday, December 20, 2010

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Demotivation

Ever heard of despair.com? I just discovered it. Hilarious DE- motivation posters. Examples:
Aren't they funny?

Monday, December 6, 2010

Potterific

My friend showed me a comic called "Simply Potterific". SO funny! If you haven't read the books, they may not make much sense to you. Here's three of my favorite: (sorry can't make them any bigger)

Friday, November 26, 2010

Cold

    Well, it's here. It crept around the corner and without really telling anybody, it butted it's way into my life. That's right. WINTER is finally here. I feel gypped of fall! It seemed to me, that as soon as the leaves changed to their reds, oranges and yellows, a layer of frost decided to join the mix.
     It's not that I hate winter. I LOVE the holidays, and the good feelings that come with it. I love looking at the snow and curling up in a blanket (or snuggie) with a cup of hot cocoa. But for some reason, I couldn't figure out why I still have this itty-bitty feeling of contempt for "The Most Wonderful Time of the Year". I have finally narrowed down the cause.
   Cold
I hate the cold.
Living in Utah, wintertime means that I'm cold all the time! My feet are always freezing and my room decides to adopt Antarctica's climate. If snow was warm, that would be awesome. If it didn't constantly feel like it was below freezing, I could deal. But it's not, and life goes on. Oh well. One day, I'm going to move someplace warm. Preferably California. Or Hawaii. Or Florida. You know what? Maybe my heating bill will just be sky high. . .and worth it. However, the one good thing about the cold? It keeps the spiders away.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Harry Returns



Loved it! Best yet! However, I returned with an entire page full of things that were different from the book. Some good, most bad. It rocked though. GREAT acting. Special Bravo to Emma Watson at Malfoy Manor. LOVED IT!
Speaking of Harry Potter (skip ad). . .

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Happy HAILoween


Oh, Utah. The Bi-polar State
Immediately after this, the sun shone, and a rainbow appeared!



Some Trick or Treaters had to take refuge in our house for a while. . . it was coming down hard. 
As the Penguins of Madagascar say: "Well this sucks."

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Culture Night Video!

 So, my Stake had a "Culture Night". Each ward had to make a "Mormon Ad" video having to do with the theme "Be Strong and of Good Courage". We won best special effects. Wow. Here's what our ward came up with:


video

Starring: Austin
Person in "Closet": Kirk
Guest Starring: My Dad :)
Extras who don't matter much: Marites, Dan, Jocelyn, Elijah, Bethany, Bria, Jessica, Katie, Mickey, Josh, Andelin, Sabrina, Kristen, Miranda, Alex, Matthew, Jacob, Hope, Bryce, and Myself!
Edited by: Moi. 


Friday, October 15, 2010

I Wanna be Famous, Wanna be a STAR. . .

So guess what just came back from? I just spent the last 3 1/2 hours filming a Seven Peaks Waterpark commercial! I got a text from my friend whose dad was helping out with the filming. So, a group of us got together at Seven Peaks and they gave us free Dip'n'dots.(Which I found out I don't like that much) I had to leave before they did the headshots of people going down the slides, but you probably still can see me going up and down the big tower. It's a commercial for a new slide, but I'm not allowed to say anything more. . . sorry. Look for me when you see it on T.V. I'm in a red and blue Lava Lava, or my black and white swim suit. So FUN!

Saturday, October 2, 2010

You may think it's dorky. . .

So, my school is starting a Glee Club. No, it's not a "Glee" fan club. It's an actual show choir! It will actually compete, be in assemblies, and have service projects. Now, you may think it's dorky, but I am UBER excited!
           During club week (last week), they had a sign up sheet for all those that wanted to be in it. There was no audition whatsoever, because hey, it's just a dumb ol' Glee Club, and no one will sign up. WRONG. there were 160 people that signed up for it. That is more than 1/10 of my ENTIRE school.
           So, change of plans! There is now an audition. (I was actually hoping for that instead.) Call me crazy, but I love the thrill of competition! So, wish me luck next week at he auditions. They want only 50-60 people, and even  THAT is pushing it.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Look A-like

So, Here is my dilemma. I think that my brother (Elijah) looks like Justin Beiber with his hair this long. What do you think? He said he get's a lot of comments at school about it. Ok, now I want you to vote on the poll on my blog! Especially the Beliebers. (Yes, you know who you are :) )Tell me what you think. P.S. I french-braided his hair today. . . ya, he wouldn't let me put that picture on my blog. . .he's getting a haircut soon.

Monday, September 20, 2010

Homecoming/Party

Homecoming T-shirts we made.

Homecoming Dress

Meghan at my Cousin Cody's (see below) B-day on Sunday.
My Cousin Cody with his sweat pants draped around his neck.
 So all in all, it was fun. Which part? All of it. The funnest part of homecoming was when they had us eat spaghetti in our nice dresses. . . with our hand's tied together! Yes, it was planned by a boy. My favorite part of Cody's birthday was when we gave him our presents. It went like this:
       (Opens it, and takes out his favorite lotion)
       "Sweet! This will make me sparkly in the morning."
       (Opens gum)
       "Good, I needed some. . .you know, for the ladies."
Oh, funny.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Up-date!

Alright, I realized that I haven't blogged in a while, so this is an update post!
  • I got asked to homecoming. Yes, a miracle does happen every once in a while.
    •  Answers to Frequently Asked Questions: No, I don't LIKE him, he's my friend. Yes, I have a dress. Yes, it's a big group for our day date. The theme is "Together in Paris".  Anything else?
  • I got a call back for our school musical!
    • Went today, sang a lot, sang some more, listened to people sing, and wore my voice out from singing so much. BTW: It's "Man of La Mancha" Yay!
I realize that I will probably have to update you on both of my event's later, huh? Alright,  See you!

Sunday, August 29, 2010

*Chuckle, Chuckle*

This is funny. Try and find what doesn't belong in the series of pictures. Click HERE.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Idaho-ho!

Well, I am off to Idaho for the rest of the week for our Laurel retreat! Ah! The land of potatoes, horses, and Sister Rayback! You don't even know how excited I am. We're going to go rafting, shooting, visit BYU, horse riding, and lot's more! SO HAPPY!

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

I'm Excited!

The 50th Animated Disney Film 
Comes out November 24, 2010
YAY!!!
File:Tangled teaser poster.jpg

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

16 Random Facts

  1. American car horns beep in the tone of F. 
  2. Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.  
  3. Children grow faster in the springtime.  
  4. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets. 
  5. "Goodbye" came from "God bye" which came from "God be with you." 
  6. The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.  
  7. It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear. 
  8. Karoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese. 
  9. The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is. 
  10. The names of the two stone lions in front of the New York Public Library are Patience and Fortitude.
  11. There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 letters long (eye hip arm leg ear toe jaw rib lip gum). 
  12. The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly. 
  13. Flying from London to New York by Concord, due to the time zones crossed, you can arrive 2 hours before you leave. 
  14. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet (2 m) away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. 
  15. A lion's roar can be heard from five miles away. 
  16. Today is Michaela's 16th Birthday!!!!     

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Alright! Alright! Alright! Alright! Alright! Hey!

 Us, heading off to EFY.

My friends, Mckay and Dwight looking serious. (Which is VERY weird.)

My other friends, Alex, Jordan, and Dillan. (I have a LOT of guy friends.(:  )
Brooke, Bria, and I.

Me and Brooke at Lunch.

Bethany and Friends attempting to do the HSM.
Look at this. At the Dance, they BLOCKADED us inside!
Another foiled escape attempt.
The winner of the Dance-off.
My friend Dwight and partner.(Who SHOULD have won.)
Adriana singing to Teardrops on my Guitar. :)
My friends, Kaitee and Miranda.
 
 Et Moi. 

More Pictures to come Later!!! This is all but the 2 days of EFY. 
(By the way, if you didn't get the title, it's the first part of the EFY cheer.)