- "Can you imagine how dysfunctional society would be if everyone was like me!?!"
- "See? I contribute to society by hating the people that I hate!"
- "Be smart! And if you're not smart be safe! And if your not safe. . . name it after me!"
- "According to Darwinism, if I only hunt fast animals, eventually, I will grow rockets for feet."
- "So what if I have level 10 charisma?"
- "Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die."
- "Hey, If we were crazy, we'd be holding knives."
- "I wish that every time I answered a question, you'd hear the sound of the death-star exploding."
- "I found the best Belgian Artist EVER! He tattoos Disney Princess's to the back of pigs!"
- -"We're eating dinner at the bishop's house tonight. . ." -"What did you DO!?!"
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Lately, I've decided to carry around a quote book and write down all of the funny things I hear. I realized I just HAD to start one, because I find myself laughing 'till it hurts at least once a day. It hasn't been long, so I don't have many, but every time I get some good ones, I'm gonna paste them on my blog. But yes, I realize that a lot of them were only funny in the moment. So, here's a few! I wont put down any names because 1. You wont know them 2. Privacy issues...or something...