Sunday, January 30, 2011

This Past Week I . . .

  • Got my Personal Progress Award.
  • Never got to sleep in.
  • Baby-sat for 9 hours total.
  • Had a Pancake Party at a friend's house.
  • Learned to Play Parcheesi.
  • Won a staring contest with a cat.
  • Rehearsed at 8 in the morning with my choir for our tour.
  • Listened to my friend talk to herself.
  • Watched the 1st season of "That's So Raven" . . . yup.
  • Watched more "X-files".
What a week. whoohoo.

Monday, January 24, 2011

Quotes II

1. Beth- "Look! I'm wearing a wife-beater."
    Me-  "I would hope you wouldn't beat your wife."
    Beth- "Of course not. . .that would be mean!"

2. Me- "My aunt killed my sick fish by sticking it in the microwave."
  Friend-"What!?! Why didn't she just drown it or something!?!"

3. Teacher- "This is a lotus blossom being held aloft by the heads of the river gods."

4. Beth - "At least we get to perform in front of small groups."
    Friend 2- "Who's Smog Roups?"

5. Teacher 2- "I'm not a girl. . .because I'm bald. . .yup, that's one indication."

6. Teacher 2- "I'm so bald I have a fore-head and a five-head."

7. Teacher- "Anymore questions?"
    Student- "Where do you live?"
    Teacher- " The Happy Valley Ghetto."

8. Elijah- "Love is for the weak."
    Me- "Say that again in about 4 years, then I'll listen."

9. Friend 3-"My computer may have beat me at chess, but I sure as heck killed it in kick-boxing!"

10. Elijah- "I'm a poet and I didn't even know! Wait. . ."

11. Teacher- "Cold medicine affects me pretty. . . a lot. Pretty a lot."

12. Teacher 2- "Grass? Does grass still exist?

13. Teacher- "It's a unicorn. . .coming out of a cloud. . . in a heart. And ya, I made it."

Yes, I have funny teachers.  Oh Ceramics.

Friday, January 21, 2011

Athiest Holiday

I got this in a Forward. No it's not true, but I thought it was funny :)


        In   Florida, an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days.  He hired an attorney to bring
 a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days.  The argument was that it was
 unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.
        The case was brought before a judge.  After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge
 banged his gavel declaring,"Case dismissed!"
        The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this
 case?  The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others.  The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and  Hanukkah, yet my
 client and all other atheists have no such holidays..."
        The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant."
        The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."
        The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his
 heart, there is no God.'  Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he
 is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day
 Court is adjourned..."

 You gotta love a Judge that knows his Scripture!

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Just Dance 2

iol scitech pic jan12 Just Dance 2 
We have been playing this ALL DAY LONG. 
My arms hurt.
My legs hurt.
I'm sweaty.
. . . But I have the high score.
It's a lot of fun.

Saturday, January 1, 2011


 I don't know what you're talking about.