Saturday, February 21, 2009


What can I say?

My Hair.

So I know this may seem like a lame topic to blog about, but, what are blogs for?

A hair school came to Timpview and did everyone's hair that wanted it done. (Yes even guys). You got to choose if you wanted a funky style or Formal/Pretty style. Other that, it was pretty random. Here is my hair. I chose Formal/Pretty.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Last Photo I Ever Took

This is from an email I got! It's hilarious!

Last Photo I Ever Took Contest

Thursday, February 12, 2009


So I just finished the 3rd book of the series "Inheritance". The 1st book is Eragon then Eldest, now the 3rd book is Brisingr. I loved it!!! If you have read the first two (or even just the first, or none of them) You have to read it! It is amazing! It has a whole bunch of twists and turns that even I didn't excpect (and I can usually guess what is going to happen in books). And a HUGE seceret is revealed about his past! M-AZING! Can't wait until the next one!

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Hey Guess What? Another Email!!


1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says 'Gee. Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?'
You probably shouldn't respond with,'Gee Officer your eyes look glazed,
have you been eating doughnuts?'

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

ANOTHER Funny Email

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the
time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is

2. People who are willing to get off their behind to
search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they
refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel

3. When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake
and eat it too'.?Dang right! What good is cake if you
can't eat it?
(I don't really get that one)

4. When people say 'it's always the last place you
look'. Of course it is. Why in the world would you keep
looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and
where are they ?

5. When people say while watching a film 'did you see
that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and
stare at the floor.

6. People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't
really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it?
If it's new, then there has never been anything before
it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been
something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say 'life is short'. What the?? Life is
the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do
that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be
standing here, loser ?

10. People who see the entire class standing out side of the classroom and ask if the door is locked. If that's not dumb enough, when you tell them it's locked, they go ahead and turn the door knob as if to make sure they weren't lying. (Always nice to be sure)

Monday, February 9, 2009

What does this look like to you?

Any idea what Bethany is doing to Buddha?

Saturday, February 7, 2009

My Mother....

So this is a funny email I got....

1.* My Mother taught me: TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE *.
'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2.* My Mother taught me: RELIGION*.
'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.'

3.* My Mother taught me: TIME TRAVEL *.
'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!'

4.* My Mother taught me: LOGIC*.
' Because I said so, that's why.'

5.* My Mother taught me: MORE LOGIC *.
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me.'

6.* My Mother taught me: FORESIGHT.**
*'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident .'

*7. My Mother taught me: IRONY**
*'Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.'

*8. My Mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS **
*'Shut your mouth and eat your supper.'

*9. My Mother taught me:CONTORTIONISM.**
*'Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!'

*10. My Mother taught me about STAMINA.**
*'You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone.'

*11. My Mother taught me: WEATHER **
*'This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.'

*12. My Mother taught me:HYPOCRISY.**
*'If I told y ou once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!'

*13. My Mother taught me: THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.**
*'I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.'

*14. My Mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.**
*'Stop acting like your father!'

*15. My Mother taught me: ENVY.**
*'There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have
wonderful parents like you do.'

*16. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION*.
'Just wait until we get home.'

17.* My Mother taught me: RECEIVING *.
'You are going to get it when you get home!'

18.* My Mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE*.
'If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19.* My Mother taught me: ESP*.
'Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?'

20.* My Mother taught me: HUMOR*.
'When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me.'

21.* My Mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT* .
'If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.'

22.*My Mother taught me: Genetics**
*'I swear you're just like you father.'

23. *My Mother taught me about my Roots.**
*'Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?'

24. *My Mother taught me: Wisdom**
*'When you get to be my age, you'll understand.'

25. And my favorite: *My Mother taught me about Justice**
*'One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.'

Friday, February 6, 2009

14 1/2

So guess what? My half birthday is on February 10! I will be 14 1/2! Whooooo! Do I get a half of a birthday cake? Half a present? Who knows... Just to scare my mom, I have to list somethings.
1.) This time next year, I will be taking drivers Ed.
2.) This time next year, I will be a sophomore.
3.) This time next year, I can almost date.
4.) This time next year, I will probably be counting down until I turn 16.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Quote of the Week

Ok, so, I am going to give a quote of the week once a week. If you want to see this weeks quote, look on the upper left hand corner every once in a while. Most of the time, they will probably be humorous.

Monday, February 2, 2009

20 Chuck Norris Facts

  1. Chuck Norris burns ants with a magnifying night....
  2. If you spell Chuck Norris in a Scrabble game, you automatically win....forever.
  3. Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
  4. Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter!!!
  5. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer...Chuck Norris is always in control.
  6. Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer...too bad Chuck Norris has never cried...
  7. If Chuck Norris has five dollars and you have five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
  8. Chuck Norris has a phone book, but he calls it a list of people he allows to live.
  9. Chuck Norris counted to infinity....twice.....
  10. Outer space exists only because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.
  11. Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he does earth downs.
  12. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
  13. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
  14. Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square!
  15. Chuck Norris can do a Wheelie on a Unicycle!
  16. Once, a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
  17. Chuck Norris doesn't read books....he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  18. Chuck Norris won’t ever get a heart attack, because a heart knows better than to attack Chuck Norris.
  19. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
  20. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.