Excuses for Missing Homework

Here are some excuses you can use if you forget to do your homework.

1. Another pupil fell in a lake, and I jumped in to rescue him but unfortunately my homework drowned.
2. I didn't do it because I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad.
3. My dog ate it. Seriously, look, I brought a stool sample.
4. A mosquito bite triggered an allergic reaction to paper and ink.
5. I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away.
6. I had to bail mom out of jail again.
7. I did my homework in my head, I didn't know I was supposed to write it down. Next time should I show my work?
8. I was better suited for missionary work yesterday, rather than homework.
9. I had to stop and change a nun's tire.
10. I spent the evening volunteering at the local soup kitchen.
11. I didn't want to add to my teacher's already heavy workload.
12. I put it in a safe, but lost the combination.
13. Some aliens from outer space borrowed it, so they could study how the human brain worked.
14. I was kidnapped by terrorists and they just let me go a few minutes ago, so I didn't have time to do it.
15. The lights in our house went out, and I had to burn it to get enough light to see the fuse box.

Ha ha! Funny. I looked those up!