333 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

I just found out about 333 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart. I was exited! No, I won't post all of them, but here are some of my favorite!

2. Take someone’s shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them’s cart
3. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas. 
5. Go up to some old geezer & say “Grandpa!!! You’re ALIVE!!! It’s a MIRACLE!!! etc.” 
8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell “THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!” 
9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, “COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!”
10. Hide between clothing and then jump ouut and yell “PICK ME” 
12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men 
16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 
17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say “code three in house ware” and see what happens 
19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap 
23. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation 
24. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, “I know where you live…” 
30. If an employee comes within 30 ft scream “GET AWAY FROM ME!!!” Then run out of the store screaming 
32. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles 
33. Glare menacingly at anyone who comes within 40 ft of you. Then hiss like a snake and act like you’re going to bite them 
36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission: Impossible.
”37. While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the rest room 
41. Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say “The rooster is in the nest” Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper “use this wisely.” 
44. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day 
59. Go to the bathroom with a cantaloupe (hidden) Make grunting noises and drop the cantaloupe in the toilet. Then say “Phew, That’s better” 
66. Take a friend with you and a younger child and start arguing over who gets custody then have the child run away and out of the store and yell CILLY COME BACK!!! 
71. Dress up as a giant smiley face and whip price signs! Then yell “ROLLBACK!!!”
87. Go up to a random person and tap on his/her shoulder. When the person looks at you, ask what and walk off like you’re annoyed 
89. Hold Barbie for ransom 
94. Do your own radio show over the intercom 
96. Glue pennies on the floor ‘heads’ side up 
156. Ride a horse on a stick toy thing and have your friend pull you around the store on a skateboard while you scream, “The British are coming! The British are coming!”
253. Run around with a bowl of cheerios yelling, “It lowered my cholesterol!”


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Happy Hunting!!