Sunday, April 11, 2010

10 Things in Movies That Bug Me.

  1. When someone (usually the Hero) is being chased by the bad guys and the bad guys always yell : "Hey! Come back here!" Like they'll say : "Oh, Ok!" And turn right around. Seriously?
  2. When a someone is captured and put in prison. The first thing they do? Shake the bars of the jail or door handle. Not gonna work. It'd be funny if it did. 
  3. When the villain tells his goons to attack the hero.. Instead of all of them ganging up up on him, (which would be very effective) they circle him and WAIT one-by-one to take him on. Then again, the goons are never portrayed as being smart...
  4. When big noisy explosion happen in space. (Star Wars) The reality of the situation is: Space is a vacuum! You cant have any sound in space! Yes, it would be boring, yet realistic! Except, no one cares about being realistic...
  5. When they use that one scream over and over in every single movie. It's called the Wilhelm scream. You'd recognize it if you heard it.
  6. When people don't run, when they should be running.
  7. When you find out at the end, that it was all a dream.
  8. When Villains monologue. It's always their downfall. And how long do they spend writing it?
  9. When someone gets in a Taxi and yells "Follow that car!" Wouldn't he spend a little time asking why?
  10. When, in scary movies, someone scared out of their mind, and yet when a door opens by itself they willingly go in and everyone's thinking NOOOO DON'T GO IN! Then the door closes on them. THAT is very dumb. Or when someone walks towards freaky sounds or noises that anyone would normally walk away from.

2 comments:

Treble Clef ♪ said...

Oh my heck! These are all so very true. And I totally agree.

Coryn said...

This is HILARIOUS!