Coning and Parkour

Fezzes are cool.

Your Mamma.....themed.

My sister and I have recently been texting a lot. But mainly just "Your Mamma" jokes. That's right, that's how close of a relationship we have. :) First they were Harry Potter themed:

1. Your mamma's so fat, she was sorted into the house of pancakes.
2. Your mamma's so ugly, she petrified the basilisk.
3. Your mamma's so fat, she is all seven Horcruxes. 
4. Your mamma's so poor, Dobby gave her a sock.
5. Your mamma's so fat, her patrounus is a cake.
6. Your mamma's so ugly, a dementor won't kiss her.

Then the theme changed.....(if you understand these.....you're awesome.) :

1. Your mamma's so fat, she can't fit in the TARDIS.
2. Your mamma's so ugly, even the Weeping Angels hide their face when she's in the room.
3. Your mamma's so old, she used to babysit the Face of Boe.
4. Your mamma's so stupid, she doesn't need a crack in time and space to forget anything.
5. Your mamma's so fat, the Weeping Angels couldn't send all of her back in time.
6. Your mamma's so stupid, she blinked.

Yeah....we have no life.....:)