Athiest Holiday

I got this in a Forward. No it's not true, but I thought it was funny :)



      
  FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY
        In   Florida, an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days.  He hired an attorney to bring
 a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days.  The argument was that it was
 unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.
        The case was brought before a judge.  After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge
 banged his gavel declaring,"Case dismissed!"
        The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this
 case?  The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others.  The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and  Hanukkah, yet my
 client and all other atheists have no such holidays..."
        The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant."
        The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."
        The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his
 heart, there is no God.'  Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he
 is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day
 Court is adjourned..."

 You gotta love a Judge that knows his Scripture!

Just Dance 2

 

We have been playing this ALL DAY LONG. 

My arms hurt.

My legs hurt.

I'm sweaty.

. . . But I have the high score.

:)

It's a lot of fun.

Resolutions?

 I don't know what you're talking about.

Quotes

           Lately, I've decided to carry around a quote book and write down all of the funny things I hear. I realized I just HAD to start one, because I find myself laughing 'till it hurts at least once a day. It hasn't been long, so I don't have many, but every time I get some good ones, I'm gonna paste them on my blog. But yes, I realize that a lot of them were only funny in the moment. So, here's a few! I wont put down any names because 1. You wont know them 2. Privacy issues...or something...

1. "Can you imagine how dysfunctional society would be if everyone was like me!?!"
2. "See? I contribute to society by hating the people that I hate!"
3. "Be smart! And if you're not smart be safe! And if your not safe. . . name it after me!"
4. "According to Darwinism, if I only hunt fast animals, eventually, I will grow rockets for feet."
5. "So what if I have level 10 charisma?"
6. "Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die."
7. "Hey, If we were crazy, we'd be holding knives."
8. "I wish that every time I answered a question, you'd hear the sound of the death-star exploding."
9. "I found the best Belgian Artist EVER! He tattoos Disney Princess's to the back of pigs!"
10. -"We're eating dinner at the bishop's house tonight. . ."        -"What did you DO!?!"

Christmas Miracle

 

Demotivation

Ever heard of despair.com? I just discovered it. Hilarious DE- motivation posters. Examples:
Aren't they funny?

Potterific

My friend showed me a comic called "Simply Potterific". SO funny! If you haven't read the books, they may not make much sense to you. Here's three of my favorite: (sorry can't make them any bigger)